I wish something would get awarded to San Antonio-Austin (San Marcos) like a team name playing on the old and new world, the Texas Excited.
D.C.: St. Louis
New England: Baltimore
New York: Trenton, NJ?
Columbus: Cleveland and or Cincinnati
Houston: San Antonio
Philadelphia: San Diego or Indianapolis me thinks
Chicago: maybe Cincinnati (first pro firefighters)
Montreal: Quebec City
SLC: Springfield, IL
Dallas: El Paso and/or Austin
San Jose: Sacramento
New California Team (not Chiva Divas): Let's call them the California Express or the California Railroad and place them throughout Cali. California R&R. How does that sound in your chivalessness?
Tampa Bay: Michigan (Mutiny has a ring to it.)
It seems Minnesota, Arizona and Atlanta will beckon a team in not too terribly long.
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