Tuesday, June 26, 2018

Detroit Arsenal and Sacramento Republic ???

Two more bids for the taking in Major League Soccer expansion.
Sactown

San Diego Wave
Or should the next So.Cal brand be called something like the Banshees.  The Land Whales.  But a play on the word Wail.  Banshees wail, right?


Detroit Arsenal sounds bad ass.
Bad as hell.  Tight af, as the kiddos are saying.  Naughty naughty ass.


But Gateway sounds crunk.  Lol, "crunk".  But really.  Gateway, though.  No more basic ass bizatch names, shall we?
Something else unconventional?  What about the Archies?  You know for the arch in St. Louis.  Or something I've been looking at for awhile:  Instead of United, let's do a sarcastic American twist by saying "Divided".  Make it our own, even if we know it's not, ...and we're late to the game.  I've said Texas Divided before, but it can work with the existence of Sporting Kansas City in Missouri.  State Divided.  Show me.  But since we have that arch in St. Louis and the great divide of the Mississippi, let's just call it States Divided.  Right smack in the middle of America.







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