Like.........: Gateway instead of St. Louis whatever whatever.
Great Lakes SC or Fleet instead of anything just Milwaukee or Cleveland. Think Indy also.
Midlands for something like Omaha or Austin.
Music City for the likes of Memphis, Nashville and/or New Orleans.
Appalachia United instead of just Nashville or Charlotte.
Bootleggers United what about this name?
FC Queen City for Cincinnati to piss off North Carolina and move the rivalry beyond the Ohio argument as king of flight.
Texas Divided whether landing in Austin or San Antonio (or my compromise for the weekly venue of San Marcos)
West Coast United based in Las Vegas and/or San Diego.
That's my pitch.