Bored Billionaire and an American Mexican-League team

It's a nifty thought anyway.  Proximity to Mexico, wouldn't ya' say?

Mexican League (basically Triple-A)
wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexican_League
 
   I'd like to see the
Portland Trollies          El Paso Gas
San Antonio Rafters
Utah Fielders
Santa Fe Express
Albuquerque Turkeys
OKC Pilots

What about more?  Cuba Ice.