Sunday, January 18, 2026

Are Vancouver and Montreal the next AAA cities? Play ball!

 The Vancouver Canadians are an A-ball MiLB affiliate of MLB. They could probably simultaneously play that club in the same ballpark with a new trip-A team. Is it SLC’s affiliate by then?

Montreal, figure it out. Are you the high ball affiliate of Carolina or Nashville?

Take a look at that spread. You can consider pro-towns up north like those in Alberta or Winnipeg too. Or Portland or Boise, and maybe say Lexington, KY or Charleston, WV to the east. Consider Evansville. Of course any number on the map could take a promotion.


Any wildcards for a new MiLB squad for you? Casper Cowboys and some ‘realiving of West Virginia Power? The Mississippi Braves are no longer. No real money in Misses Sip? No team in New Orleans anymore either. Consider existing locations with clubs sharing.



https://www.baseballamerica.com/stories/mlb-invites-119-teams-to-join-minor-leagues-in-2021/



Saturday, January 17, 2026

NBA 2075

Ten more teams by then. Hypersonic jets do more for Tokyo and London?

Essentially it’s 7 more states added into the NBA

Pittsburgh Power

Cincinnati Diesel

Louisville Colonels

St. Louis Showmes, the Showmen 

Kansas City Talls

Omaha Oaks

Albuquerque Trucking

Boise Barons

Seattle SuperSonics 

Mexico Monterrey Aviation 



I thought about Ohio Aviation located between Cincinnati and Dayton. Mexico Roughriders. NBA 2050 and 2100 posts have been done in this blog before. This is another stab. What do you got jotted down?

I’ve tossed possibilities around on this blog over the years. Should I do Ohio Heights, Aviation, or St. Louis Showmen, Move the Pelicans to Vegas? Louisville Herd?

Click years below

2050

2100AD

Oakland, Portland and New Orleans Dying

 The anti-Americanism got so strong and ghetto that most of America hates you now. If SuperSonics come back to Seattle it probably would just turn ghettoer, so I’m not actually in favor of it. Seattle Suburbans. Portland suburb bins. Oakland is where the black lies are madder. New Orleans refugee class people mostly just refugeed elsewhere.

Move the Saints to Alabama. Or, San Antonios has a ring to it. The Pelicans can get a 52 genders change to Louisville. Trailblazer Las Vegas.

You can bounce the Trailblazers, Pelicans and Saints. Kick commies, rocks, sand. Touch grass. Touch soccer balls. Ball all you want.

If Portland had to get a team, take hockey. You are not apple pie. You are the Rainbow Coalition with Jessie Jackson wearing a dress and makeup. Oakland, are you Africa? You seem Baptist Muslim.

We done.


Friday, January 16, 2026

Move these NBA franchises

 Pelicans? Clippers? Thunder? 

I wouldn’t do that to OKAYSEE.

But I would def move the Clippers. San Diego or Seattle? My preference would be Louisville.  I’d even take them in Cincinnati. Move and rebrand the Pelicans, too. Maybe take them to Vegas.



Saturday, January 3, 2026

What’s your most frustrating Sports void or map gap?

 Los Angeles went without the NFL for 2 decades!


Will Austin get NHL or will they be tethered to the Stars? Atlanta probably still needs more time, but what’s up with the likes of Cleveland, Milwaukee or pinko Portland? Quebec City FOR REAL. Nebraska Diesel?

What about baseball?


And, I’m only going to speak seriously for a change, so here we go:

Nashville, Charlotte and Montreal are in the east.

Austin and San Antonio have a fight on their hands in the future under the big sky umbrella of Texas, as Rangers range.  Samsies for NFL really.

Salt Lake City and Portland out west. Not sure if Portland is American anymore, but Sacramento might have the money.


Churchball: seems like many o’ weekly venue could handle the roadtrip worth of fans. Birmingham can tailgate like Green Bay. Only a million less people in Alabamy over Cheesehat. Likely Alabama would be on its own. Mississippi would still be Saints. Falcons are Falcons. Can we slide Louisville in there?



San Antonio is kind of short & curlies around Cowboys & Texans. Ditto Austin. El Paso meh. Much in the same vein as Alabama is around the oasis Albuquerque. San Diego is an emptiness of sorts. Portland Potties. Kind of leaves the Utah Mountains in my mind. https://sportleaguemaps.com/football/nfl/


NBA


https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/1nq0r8/heres_a_map_i_made_of_all_nba_teams_organised_by/

Seattle is pretty obvious. Vancouver lost their shot.

St. Louis too tired of black people? Same with Pittsburgh? Don’t need even more spiderheads in Cinci either.

I think Louisville big time beacons bball. Without the Vegas vacancy the old Super Sonics would be a blazingly easy choice. Nobody taking me up on the two town West Coast SuperSonics brand. It happened before with the Kansas City- Omaha Kings. Vegas being more touristy I believe of all towns, part timing it could be pulled off there.


Friday, January 2, 2026

Kansas Royal Chiefs and Gary Bears

 Major baseball and football

Major super cricket and national Elbow ball. Some teams play home in a different jurisdiction 

It’s just a technicality that NewJersey and the crowded DC beltway and NYC know all too well.

Could the Monsters of Midway rebrand to the Chicago Fightin’ Jacksons? Are we still in Kansas anymore?




Thursday, January 1, 2026

NFL relocates: Move these AFC

 Louisville would be better than Jacktown Floorduh, would it not?

To hell with a Londonistan move.

Relocate the Chargers. Recoin them Power. But to where?

Portland Power? 

Utah Charge?

Idaho Diesel?

Toronto Power? Norde Force? Mounties? Huge market.

Louisville Lightning? Kentucky Downs? Anyone attached to the Jags brand?


Why Jacksonville over Orlando 30 years ago? Map spread over the more populous but territory-blending Orlando