NFL Future Flash Raptors & Stags

 

Future: Arkansas fans of the NBA/WNBA

 Have you attended more Ozarks games for the ladies or gents? 

Future Flash MLB Sacramento v. Vegas

AI sloppy muddy fun 

 Go Sequoias 

Ticker tape scoreboard Sacramento 2125 A.D.

OPENING DAY TIX MEGAPACK

Kings v. Lakers

Sac Rep v. LAFC

Sierras v. Astros 

Bursts v. Mighty Ducks

Wagons v. 49ers, Wag your tail on the field with Wagginz 

Sequoias sound better? Ports?

NFL in the West and East

 

Portland, Utah. Louisville, Toronto.

St. Louis and San Antonio could man the middle

New Jersey ticker tape 2070

Knights collide with Mets after Yankees

Devils host Islanders

Giraffes v. Bills

Townies v. 76ers

Dockers Divided hosting D.C. United

Future Flash NFL Dallas v. New Mexico

 Them Boys taking on the Santa Fe Fiestas of the future

Ticker tape Virginia 2125

Fleet v. Revolution 

Norfolk Sailors hosting Commanders

Spiders v. Bruins

Squires v. Knicks

Virginia Canons host Orioles 

Portland back in America 2120 A.D. Ticker tape Home Opener ticket package

Back into U.S. occupation for a bit now, these opening day ticket packages would make for a glorious gift.

Timbers v. Sounders

Blazers v. SuperSonics 

Cascades v. Mighty Ducks

Talls v. Athletics

Stags v. Bills

Ticker tape 2100 A.D. big city Boise

 Opening day Big Five pack

Bluelegs v. Mariners

Mastodons v. Trail Blazers

Mustangs v. 49ers

Bison v. Mammoth

Native Idaho v. Quakes

• What do you got?

Ticker Tape 2100 A.D. Alabama

 Deluxe big five tix opening day bundles: 

Your Alabama Slammers vs. Braves

Elephants hosting Saints (War Elephant!?!)

Havoc v. Heat 

Freeze v. Predators

Tide SC v. Minn.Utd.

Roving Vegas? Or Roving Texas…

Las Vegas Lights is a good name. Great name actually. So,….

I think Roving Texas would be great for an El Paso and/or San Antonio brand based MLS team.

Spur, star, badge (tin) motif

Milwaukee South Stadium is in Florida?

 Can we move the Rays anywhere else? Orlando. Carolina? Have the Florida Marlins again, please.

It’s the World Series at home for the love of all things holy….

https://www.foxsports.com/stories/mlb/brewers-fans-turn-tropicana-field-milwaukee-south-after-world-series-game-3-win

NFL: Orlando ‘Gaters visiting Force in Toronto

 Canadian Power have a ring to it? I would have preferred the Chargers move to Toronto over LA. California Chargers has a ring to it too.

Them Tail ‘Gaters of Orlando have to contend with a massive crowd as Canadians converge on the Leaf pile.

KC 2100 A.D. ticker tape

Opening Day tix package

Usher in the next century!

Royals v. White Sox

Chiefs v. Battlehawks 

Sporting KC v. FCC

Showmen v. Pelicans

‘Stamps bullish on ice versus the Blues

Starting out the hardwood, and later on the sand series, your Cookers men and ladies squads are taking on the cross state rival Steam

Rename them the Maryland Ravens

 Surely more fans of the Ravens live outside of Baltimore than inside it.

Logically, Baltimore is less safe than suburbs. A lot of that has to do with Baltimore being a very ghetto city. Baltimore Orioles could be renamed also. After all, a MLB game was empty as fans were shut out in the name of safety.

Obviously such logic could stand for all urban areas. I would change it for Ravens. No real logic necessary.

What franchises, if any should change over to the state name? Should the Bears be the Chicagoland Bears?

Do you see some cities as especially a dump? Ohio Guardians? Louisiana Saints or Pelicans? Georgia Braves is fewer syllables. Ohio Reds is not. Bias surely plays into what I would do.

It’s cool all the Minnesota teams are state named. Let me do a real quick one for the Big Five. Hot tater:

Maryland Ravens. Florida Marlins. California Clippers. Michigan Red Wings. Club Carolina.

Ticker tape New Mexico 2120 A.D.

Albuquerque Aeros host the Padres

The Ranch v. LAFC

Haciendas v. Spurs

Apparitions v. the Kraken 

Santa Fe Fiestas tix are hot as all tailgates. Kick off hosting Cowboys

Is Cle, Atl, Phx, Milwaukee or Houston ‘gunna get NHL ?

Houston seems to be in the conversation. Nipping at the heels is Austin for that Texas showdown. Will it be named Texas as concession?

Tried and not true is Phoenix and Atlanta.

On the Great Lakes Milwaukee breathes on Blackhawks turf as Cleveland does the Crew. Edge might go to Cleveland seeing as there is more distance and less population density as compared to the only-90 miles between Packerland and Bearsville. Saturation of metro area dollars looms in reality.

Commish pretty much said Texas already…. Steeds, Icebats, Armadillos?

Wouldn’t it be fun if Austin and Houston were both awarded? Rival out the gate.

New Orleans should be a big league affiliate

And Louisiana Dodgers doesn’t even really need a uniform change except for a cursive road jersey, ye fans of New Orleans, La. Do some dance in Shreveport and Alexandria, too.

Would you make them purple on Fridays? Would the Dodgers take over the urban youth academies or nah? Have 2 academies, one upstate? West coast v. center of the country.

Ticker tape 2104 A.D. Arkansas

As world megabrand Walmart completely breaks into home field ownership of some Big Five action for Arkansas upgrading their AHL hockey franchise brand up into the NHL, we will soon announce the winner of the Home Opener ticket packages for Northwest and central Arkansas stays.

Not in this order for the year:

Kicking off the big ice debut of Big Rock vs. the Maple Leafs at center ice.

The other is the Voyagers v. Chiefs 

For one of the best chairs and views in all of Sam’s Stadium 30,000 elite seats you’ll enjoy your Diamonds take to the diamond v. Tennessee Stars

Ozarks hardwood against Thunder

Your treat at Sam’s Clubhouse for the full corporate sweet suite treatment on the other pitch and for the other futbol will be Blackbear Rovers against Dynamo FC

Can you envision the population growth? The worldbrand growth? Perhaps fewer seats in the venue. More charitable visits and full funding given to some of the less well-off spectators?  Weekly or more daily venue games near Walmart HQ or Little Rock?

Ticker tape 2100 Omaha

•  2101 A.D. opening day tix package is a great gift for any Nebraskan superfan.

Osprey face the Broncos Monday Night ahead of their outfit color coordination with those pesky east coast Florida teams in the following weeks.

Oaks take on the Twins

Mammoth take on your Omaha-Dakota Diesel

Stampeders @ Knicks before the Bulls series at home.

Express hosts Gateway St. Louis SC

Ticker tape 2100 Oklahoma

Oklahoma opening day tix package Year 2100 A.D.

Thunder v. Mavs

Oilers v. Texans

Pilots v. Astros

OK Drive v. Real Salt Lake

Barons v. Canucks

UFL out of oversized venue Birmingham. Expanding.

Check out some past and current logos

 https://www.theufl.com/birmingham  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Football_League_(2024%E2%80%93present)

A.i. did Wikipedia’s map wrong. Everything is shifted right.

What are some markets you see? Or do some gaps seem good for arena?

Boise and Lexington, KY have been mentioned by the league. What about San Diego and Oakland, or an Inland Empire brand?

GreenBay, Alabama?

 Greenbowwwwwway, A L A B A MMMMMA

Green Bay, Wisconsin is the third largest city on Lake Michigan with over 100,000 folks. Population is way bigger by Sunday.

Clanton, Alabama doesn’t have 9,000 and they’re not even on a big lake. They’re pretty much just off a car river called I-65 in the center of Alabama between Birminghamland and Montgomery.

The Sundays after the Saturdays could be huge. Pastors will hunt you down!

Did I guess wrong? Where’s a good megachurch stadium for the football cheesy crazy heads to tailgate pilgrimage to?

Woodstock, Alabama is between Birmingham and Tuscaloosa. What about there, hippies?

NFL Name: Elephants? Alabama Iron.

Hammers. Slammas?

Meta AI did not do a good job of greasing the name game for sore connotations: For Alabama as an Old South NFL team, you want something that hits Southern heritage without sounding like a college team - tough, regional, and works on a helmet. Here are the names that would actually work: Heritage / Old South identity:

Alabama Yellowhammers - Alabama's nickname, state bird, Civil War nickname for Alabama troops. Shorten to the Hammers. Great helmet logo, not used in NFL.

Alabama Iron - Birmingham was the iron and steel capital of the South. Tough, industrial, blue-collar. Colors: forge black, crimson, steel gray.

Alabama Dixie - Classic Old South term. The Dixie Express or Dixie Stars would have been the 1960s AFL-style name. Very marketable for music/culture.

Alabama Generals - References the military history of the state, works for football - field generals. 

Alabama Rebels - Ole Miss uses it, but it's the most common Old South sports name for a reason - rebellious spirit, independent.

Alabama Cottonmouths - Old South agriculture + a venomous snake. Great for a defense. Shorten to Mouths or Cotton.

Culture / Place based: Alabama Red Clay - That iconic red dirt that defines Alabama football fields. Unique, tough, very Southern.

Alabama Magnolias - State flower vibe, Old South elegance, but you can make it tough - Magnoila black and white.

Alabama Forge - Same family as Iron, but sounds more modern NFL.

Alabama Rivermen - Alabama River, Mobile Bay, riverboat South.

Alabama Stallions - Horse country, Black Belt, speed and power.

Alabama Confederates - If you wanted to go fully historical Old South, that's the direct name from the 1860s. Would be the most historically literal, but hardest to brand today.

Daytonnati. Arena in a small city tucked between bigger cities

 

Daytonnati Arena Location?

 

Liberty Township, Monroe and Middletown, Ohio go from south to north along I-75 respectively, sandwiched with some elbow room between Cincinnati and Dayton metros.

A nice Ohio brand could be deemed. What team name say you?

Being over I-75 in north Liberty Township and looking Southwest (for top-left and bottom depiction). Top-right is a west by southwest view.

Kind of looking south-by-southwest over Monroe. You can see casino racetrack in background. The depiction should be a little west away from the interstate. 

Middletown’s old mall would be bowled over here. The old stomping grounds of Jerry Lucas, Chris Carter and Kyle Schwarber may rejoice.

Ticker tape 2100 Orlando

 Opening day tix package year 2100

Magic v. Heat 

Orlando SC v. Atl Utd.

Suns v. Cubs

Sharks v. Jaguars

Solar Bears v. Lightning 

States without minor MiLB baseball

 

Colorado Springs had the Sky Sox.

What about some more future MLB affiliated……

Rhodesters

Arizona Roundtrippers

Dakota Drillers ?

Vermont has a history including the Reds and Mariners. Wyoming had independent pro clubs.

Arizona has plenty of room around Phoenix. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Arizona_Complex_League_stadiums

Tempe 

Need more Canadian baseball

2018, March 30 I posted this talk of MiLB Canada future. If the North Country Jacks come into play, housed in Vancouver & Montreal (justifying any geographical league alignment), maybe they can have more than just a Canadian farm system that largely plays across levels. Wouldn’t that be interesting? Definitely keeps players even more so on their toes, as if baseball isn’t aggravatingly hard to play professionally on its own in making adjustments and quieting inner voices. If at the same league level players saw each other on an even more regularly on a frequent basis, that’d quickly point out what a player can handle and dish out in more frequent patterns/encounters. What if a pitcher owns a batter or vice versa on a weekly basis?

Enough of that shit. I’m posting some A.i generated logos: 

Niagara niagaras is a fictional team. Maybe the mascot can be the Tipper.

Right across the waterway in Detroit is Windsor. Have a team there called the Tigersmackers or Zookeepers.

The Big Brands

 The coat tail rooting that spills over the map.

Louisville Arena Football vs. Cincinnati

 Horsemen of the Apocalypse at Kentucky Downs vs. the Cincinnati Battlegroup

Arena Football

Fire names for the future?

Cincinnati Celtics, Dayton Drones, Columbus Americans, Pennsylvania Iron

St. Louis Steam, Nashville Huntsman, Birmingham Bammas

Portland Fire, Utah Rescue, Colorado Mountaineers, West Virginia Patriots

 Virginia Riders, Boise Blues, Arizona Marshals, Minnesota Blizzards, Carolina Kings

NFL for Austin & San Antonio

A compromised Texas location around the highway in San Marcos would’ve suited the 

San Antonio and Austin travels well.

An annual exhibition preseason game at UTEP.

Cowboys and Texans would obviously buck such an expansion.

Cowboys has a nation. Texans vie for the state in name.

A.I. agglomerated and offered up Iron Wolves.  Renegades, Outlaws, Scorpions, Stampede and Express.

Instead of expansion I’d have preferred relocation. LA, justified though it may be, is greedy. Texas Bolts or Chargers would been good. Even a Portland Power would’ve been better. Toronto Power. San Antonio Chargers. Anything.

Region ‘Capitols

Kang of the Northwest is Seattle. 

West is LA. I wonder if that’s permanent.

Big five Mountain Time champ = Denver. Sorry, Phoenix hockey.

Central time defaults to Dallas.

Populationwise as well, in the Midwest it’s Chicago.

Dirty South could be New Orleans depending how much we fragment this vibe-map. Another swampy south but tropical vibe mention is Miami. For sports they got it all. 

Atlanta is a strong default in mentioning a ball hog of the south. Puck that. Nashville might vie for it in decades to come.

Northeast is double-up NYC. 

For geographic purposes a king of north claim could be had for Minneapolis.

Ticker tape 2100 St. Louis

St. Louis Opening Day tickets package,… maybe. Year 2100 A.D.

Cards v. Reds 

Blues v. Penguins

SLSC v. Columbus Crew

Battlehawks v. Bears

Rapids v. Bucks 

Battlehawks. Rapids.

Decade later is dark horse

The difference a dozen years make…

Since 2014 the NFL returned to Los Angeles in the double dose again.

As for MLB Portland & Charlotte are no longer front-runners. Between the riotous blingy trendy borderless boothead problem storming the nation the apple pie pastime may no longer fit in those Afroconfederate Soviet sanctuary markets.

NBA is not going my way à la Louisville. Glitz and glamour clamour to Las Vegas. It’s empty, it’s not homey and it’s likely a candidate for relocation when the getting isn’t good. I’m calling it before it even starts. Loyalty is an issue. Like LeeBrsun Jamiseisons’ loyalty. The refugeebreeds be refugeeing.

Austin indeed finally took center stage in center Texas. Maybe that will prove to help break the ice.

NHL did return to Seattle, but there we are with the Vegas Big Four or Five boomtown of lust over loyalty again.  Portland against the world when it comes to that place showing its jungle barista brat ass.